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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:00
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
Has Pope Francis signed a document that gay men can now become priests?
No, not a chance
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why do some men like anal sex?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt’s Daughter Shiloh Reintroduces Herself With New Name - HuffPost
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
YouTube adds more AI, but not everyone's happy about it - TechSpot
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
Two former Polygon writers are starting a new site - The Verge
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
What is the difference between Michael Corleone’s marriage to Apollonia Vitelli and Kay Adams?
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts